TarMucks: “Get Java” Gourmet Coffee

Description

Our Get Java roast is just the dark, eldritch kick in the fun you need to keep your worst Cthulhu-inspired nightmares at bay…and keep the Great Old Ones safely asleep by depriving them of your dream energy!

Sourced directly from a family farm in Copan, Honduras, these coffee beans are pollinated and fertilized by local bees and bats! They’re grown near orange farms, giving them a bright citrus flavor that adds complexity to the coffee.

After being processed via wet wash, the coffee is fermented, dried, and bagged, then shipped to the US, where it’s roasted to a medium-dark finish by the experts at Comics on Coffee!

This roast gives you a robust flavor without losing the citrus notes…and packs a wallop of caffeine that’ll keep you up till Cthulhu comes home!

TarMucks “Get Java” roast is:

• Roasted to order and guaranteed FRESH!
• Single-source beans from a family farm in Copan, Honduras.
• 100% natural, no additives, sugars, or pesticides, ever.
• Notes of chocolate, walnut, and citrus.
• Medium-dark roast preserves delicate notes and preserves caffeine content.
• Pollenated by bats and bees
• Better than Fair Trade—it’s Direct Trade!